Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Wear your bags on your shoulders, not under your eyes!

hey all. misty ann isn't feeling so hot today. i mean, don't question, i'm damn glad i have those new tom ford eyewear hutton glasses, because my allergies are acting up like some CRAZY and my eyes are all kinds of red and puffy. of course, i'd love it could i just keep my glasses on all the time, but of course, that's just fucking ridiculous.

seriously. i look worse than this poor girl. (is that possible? mirror check. yeah, it's possible.)

TRUST ME GIRLS: You do not want to look like this creature--------->

so. what to do. slam one of these on first thing in the morning right before you hit the snooze.

this one is different. its better. i have had about seventy-five of those cheap plastic cooling eye masks, and you know, they are never comfortable on me (i've got one of those movie star noses.) but this one rolls all around comfy like on my face.

so by the time your alarm shrieks for the final time you'll be all cooled and the puffiness gone.

i mean, you still need to wear your sunglasses though. just because.

misty ann matheson.


At 3:10 AM, Blogger TYSEN said...

Your panty drawer!? I'm there!


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