Tuesday, October 31, 2006

are these really the kind of people we want running our government?

do excuse the long-winded title, but it's the way things work sometimes. you all know this man on the left. george allen. one time governor of virginia now wanting to be a senator or something. ok fine whatever. here's the thing. i don't really care what he's running for or that he called some indian guy a "macaca" or whatever.

what i really care about is what the hell he is wearing. sure, in this picture he looks all fine and dandy. typical republican garb, something my father would SO completely wear all the time. he looks fine. he looks like a politician. i can totally handle this.

what i can't handle, is the HORROR HORROR HORROR (it is halloween so it's only fitting that it should be f-ing frightful) that appears below.

WHAT IS THIS? seriously? has he now taken to throwing large heavy objects at non-white people? so it appears. and now, i can only hope that this get-up is for halloween or that he's participating in some special fundraiser football throwing thing in some far-flung western virginia county, but you know, and i am pretty close to admitting i know, that this is what this fool sports in his every day life.

so i ask you, virginia, seriously? is this the kind of person you want up there? an extra on some "high school flashback" episode of DALLAS?

Saturday, October 21, 2006

two more reasons misty ann loves gucci

ladies. mens. it's time for a quick update on why even a tom ford-less gucci is still at the top of misty ann matheson's laundry heap.

reason number one: François Pinault, the owner of gucci, has been named the most powerful person in contemporary art by art review magazine. pinault and gucci both share the same secret to their success. they know how to make peoples with money feel and look good. beauty comes at a price, babies. misty ann wasn't always able to afford gucci. but, now that i can, i wear it as a badge of pride. i can afford to look good. i look good because i can afford to. you get the idea.

"French fashion magnate François Pinault, also the owner of Christie's auction house, has been crowned the most powerful figure in the contemporary art world in 2006, according to the annual ranking by ArtReview magazine. The list, in its fifth year, bases its rankings on commercial clout, intellectual influence and popularity. François Pinault, the owner of fashion giant Gucci and auction house Christie's, has been named the most powerful person in the contemporary art world." read more here.

reason number two misty ann loves gucci: they use the power for good. what's the point of being rich and powerful if you're not giving back to the less fortunate babies? the goodies in the pic above are just some of the yummy must-haves that gucci has designed as part of a campaign to benefit unicef. whip out the louis v. checkbooks. and get to shopping girls! there's no better way to do good and look good than gucci's new unicef campaign.

oh, and, did i mention that the divine jennifer connelly is on board for this? could it get any better?

"Gucci has continued its partnership with UNICEF this season in their 2006 Holiday campaign which will benefit UNICEF programs that aid children in Africa.From November 21st to December 31st, Gucci will donate 20 percent of the sales from a luxurious collection of items designed by Gucci’s Creative Director, Frida Giannini. The proceeds will specifically benefit education and health services to children in Mozambique, where nearly three-quarters of a million children are directly affected by HIV/AIDS.

“The 2006 holiday campaign is part of the most extensive philanthropic program in Gucci’s history,” said Mark Lee, Gucci CEO and President, in an earlier statement. “We are committed to supporting important humanitarian efforts through UNICEF.”

Helping to spread AIDS awareness and the Gucci and UNICEF partnership is actress Jennifer Connelly, who will act as honorary global representative of this year’s campaign. Connelly, who has spent considerable time in Mozambique and other affected regions in Africa, is just one of many famous faces that have stepped forth to help fight the global epidemic." read more here.
misty ann matheson hearts gucci.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

no guys, it's cool. i'll return this to wardrobe as soon as i'm through.

right. look at this mess. thank you ever so much gofugyourself for letting me in on two very very very big secrets. (and for - i hope - letting me borrow this image. it is theirs. wholly and fully. thank you)

first secret - someone besides misty ann matheson and the elusive and still sans identite circumlocutor is actually WATCHING "fashion house." seriously? girls, you're watching this? i guess it's the four of us now.

second secret - morgan fairchild has a face. what do i mean? i mean that for three awful painful weeks we were forced to watch bo derek deliver painfully flat lines and listen to the drivel spewed by the above pictured joel berti, all the while all we ever really wanted was MOMO! give us morgan. finally we got a mouth. MOUTH?! are you kidding me? finally we did see her face, but even in the previews for an episode in which we finally see her, what did they give us? you guessed her, HER MOUTH! so when we finally saw it, i wasn't actually sure it was her. i felt i had just been led to believe that it was her and that morgan herself no longer had a face. well, here is proof that she does.


misty ann

Friday, October 13, 2006

you know, things may have gone too far

how so, you might ask?

well, misty ann is gonna tell you. this time im blogging from new york, specifically the upper east side. don't worry, i'm not dead. i'm not moving. i'm just busy and currently on vacation.

so what's gone too far? the big sunglasses trend. you may remember an earlier post about tom ford's fabulous new line of sunwear. and i'm still into it. totally. but, look at this.

thanks so much to the superficial for this breaking news. seriously, when your eyewear begins to scare animals, i think it might just be time to rethink. and sure, i am not exactly paris' biggest fan, but if she, you know, tried to hug me, i am not so sure i would make the same face as her canine companion. then again, i am not so sure i wouldn't make the same face.